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Anatomy of a Janeite
Happy Birthday, Jane Austen, born 16 December 1775, died 18 July 1817
STORIES BY ME SMASHWORDS SALE! - In which prices have been lowered, and I figured I’d tell y’all about it. :D
Fairish and the One-Eyed Goatherd ($0.99) - Beauty(of ‘and the Beast’-type fame)’s okay-looking older sister Fairish gets her own potential fairytale. It doesn’t go too well. Featuring a heroine who really likes to say ‘screw you,’ a hero who knows how to rock an eyepatch, adventure, danger, random dragons, and all the goats you could possibly dream of. And then some. Seriously. There are just too many goats.
Some Sugar: A Fairish and Goat Tale (Free!) - Sparkly the dragon eats some bad troll. Naturally, this leads to profound conversation. Unnaturally, Fairish is beginning to not entirely loathe the one-eyed goatherd she’s bound to for all eternity …
When Flirting Met Zombies / Lifeless in Limbo ($0.99) - The apocalypse gets its romcom on! - Benjamin and Sarah meet cute while battling a legion of world-decimating zombies. Whether they’ll survive long enough to make it to an actual first date is another question. (Okay, okay, they totally don’t.)
Fires I Would Like To Know (Free!) - ‘He tells me, like a regular Bluebeard, never to visit the third floor.’ What if Jane Eyre had found another source of fascination at Thornfield Hall? (Spoiler alert: it’s Bertha.)